ten things to spot at a sana'ani wedding (the women’s version)

• The lady who confiscates mobile phones with cameras at the entrance of the wedding hall
• Two sisters / best friends wearing exactly the same dress
• The brightest shade of eye shadow matching the dress
• The highest pair of boots
• A hamburger in a see-through plastic box
• The greenest shoots of qat
• The woman selling fans to dancing guests
• The last person to cover her hair when the bride is being filmed entering the hall
• The bride when the male DJ, who cannot see her, announces that she is the most beautiful bride ever
• The male DJ’s booth on the way out